Haiku at work

What is a Haiku?

Japanese poetic form which originated in the sixteenth century. A haiku in its Japanese language form consists of three lines: five syllables in the first and third lines, and seven syllables in the second line. Designed to capture a moment in time, the haiku creates images.

Why at work?

It is said that people waste 44.7% of there time at work browsing the internet, and 3.9% spacing out. Lets spend some of that 3.9% and write awesome haikus. They can be about anything and anyone can write them. Doesn't matter if your at work.

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I gave you this link

And you posted your haiku

It made me miss you

Everything is fine

No need to worry indeed

Your pink slip awaits

Please don't yell at me

Demanding me to ship this

It's not my problem

CUstomer calls me

Then puts me on fricken hold

But I have to pee

I thought you had taste

I thought perhaps you had class

but then you duckfaced

nigger nigger nig

nigger nigger nigger nig

nigger nigger durrr

I'll read your email

as soon as I recieve it!

You give me ulcers.

Everything you do

Stop, reflect, and reboot.

oh my god, a truck

Human resources

YouTube, and Masturbation.

With diarrhea.

spent seven hours

I play pokemon all day

oh well fuck my life

Human resources

that wand goes up his butt hole

The sound of water

Tom speaks of negroes

but porno is much funner

regret what you saw

Whats with me today?

My erection for Haiku

has me straight trippin'.

Human resources

Doesn't work for employees

Only management

senior management

trusts none of the employees

no hope for workers

Office Manager

Laser printer not working

Fix it yourself - bitch

worker survey time

suits cry "we care we care!"

what a waste of time

Time - Kronos entry

Reminder: Enter your time!

Fleeting time - Captured

work is really fun

i want to eat mcdonalds

and get the hell out

5 A.M meetings

Never worth waking up for

Please, God, kill me now

Again it's that time

YouTube, and Masturbation.

I just got laid off.

Work Christmas party,

Seems that dudes a molester

Sure wish I could hide.

Spaghetti and meat

balls. Redbeard fingers plastic

doll. Merry Christmas.

Above Coal River

The forester tells Laura

His wife molests him.

Tom speaks of negroes

with a New England accent

and some retard strength

Consultants are here

Back slapping and eating crap

Goddamn Wednesdays suck

Our secretary,

shaped like an old Bartlett Pear-

we call her Front Butt.

Please pull my finger-

The dry bones will crack for you

and my ass will sing.

Schaefer beer is great,

six green bucks for 12 cold cans,

runny poo at work.

Driving late to work

I think I might hurry up

but my gray head aches

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