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I'll read your email
as soon as I recieve it!
You give me ulcers.
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Everything you do
Stop, reflect, and reboot.
oh my god, a truck
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spent seven hours
I play pokemon all day
oh well fuck my life
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Human resources
that wand goes up his butt hole
The sound of water
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Whats with me today?
My erection for Haiku
has me straight trippin'.
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senior management
trusts none of the employees
no hope for workers
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Office Manager
Laser printer not working
Fix it yourself - bitch
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worker survey time
suits cry "we care we care!"
what a waste of time
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Time - Kronos entry
Reminder: Enter your time!
Fleeting time - Captured
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5 A.M meetings
Never worth waking up for
Please, God, kill me now
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Again it's that time
YouTube, and Masturbation.
I just got laid off.
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Consultants are here
Back slapping and eating crap
Goddamn Wednesdays suck
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Our secretary,
shaped like an old Bartlett Pear-
we call her Front Butt.
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Driving late to work
I think I might hurry up
but my gray head aches
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spent seven hours
on your other website
just to find this one
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I have writers block
the teacher is a fat bitch
oh well fuck my life
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Haikus are easy
But some times they dont make sence
Refrigerator
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The kid fails at rhymes
The teacher sings all the time
Ice Cream has no bones
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a giant pearl shines
colored stars resting on sand
an ocean of sky
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hate this bitch at work
fat,evil at the meeting
the WHORE eats donuts!
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technology's great
twitter is for retarded
haiku at work cool
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Wow it is great
Obama won the nobel
cannot pay my bills
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my office so big
windows galore and shades too
being awesome rocks
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harry potter sucks
that wand goes up his butt hole
in deleted scenes
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haikus can be fun
but porno is much funner
it is time to fap
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Everything you do
Is much less enjoyable
With diarrhea.
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ugh, sleepy at work
better take a nap, before
I go to lunch
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hung over at desk
what vessel should I puke in?
yes. coworker's mug
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waste time at 4chan
then clear browsing history
regret what you saw
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The sound of water
Stop, reflect, and reboot.
The sound of water
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