What is a Haiku?

Japanese poetic form which originated in the sixteenth century. A haiku in its Japanese language form consists of three lines: five syllables in the first and third lines, and seven syllables in the second line. Designed to capture a moment in time, the haiku creates images.

Why at work?

It is said that people waste 44.7% of there time at work browsing the internet, and 3.9% spacing out. Lets spend some of that 3.9% and write awesome haikus. They can be about anything and anyone can write them. Doesn't matter if your at work.


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nigger nigger nig

nigger nigger nigger nig

nigger nigger durrr

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I'll read your email

as soon as I recieve it!

You give me ulcers.

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Everything you do

Stop, reflect, and reboot.

oh my god, a truck

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Human resources

YouTube, and Masturbation.

With diarrhea.

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spent seven hours

I play pokemon all day

oh well fuck my life

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Human resources

that wand goes up his butt hole

The sound of water

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Tom speaks of negroes

but porno is much funner

regret what you saw

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Whats with me today?

My erection for Haiku

has me straight trippin'.

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Human resources

Doesn't work for employees

Only management

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senior management

trusts none of the employees

no hope for workers

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Office Manager

Laser printer not working

Fix it yourself - bitch

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worker survey time

suits cry "we care we care!"

what a waste of time

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Time - Kronos entry

Reminder: Enter your time!

Fleeting time - Captured

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work is really fun

i want to eat mcdonalds

and get the hell out

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5 A.M meetings

Never worth waking up for

Please, God, kill me now

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Again it's that time

YouTube, and Masturbation.

I just got laid off.

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Work Christmas party,

Seems that dudes a molester

Sure wish I could hide.

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Spaghetti and meat

balls. Redbeard fingers plastic

doll. Merry Christmas.

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Above Coal River

The forester tells Laura

His wife molests him.

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Tom speaks of negroes

with a New England accent

and some retard strength

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Consultants are here

Back slapping and eating crap

Goddamn Wednesdays suck

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Our secretary,

shaped like an old Bartlett Pear-

we call her Front Butt.

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Please pull my finger-

The dry bones will crack for you

and my ass will sing.

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Schaefer beer is great,

six green bucks for 12 cold cans,

runny poo at work.

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Driving late to work

I think I might hurry up

but my gray head aches

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Jeff is the big boss

big in more ways than just one

Fat and has ulcers

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spent seven hours

on your other website

just to find this one

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I am seventeen

I play pokemon all day

No girlfriend for me

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This year is my last

Im a senior in high school

I dont wanna leave

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I have writers block

the teacher is a fat bitch

oh well fuck my life

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